You never imagine what happened today!! I was on our roof terrace doing my thing: showing off my muscles in the sun and drooling over the birds. Occasionally I take my chance and jump at them, although I know they're flying way too high. Of course I know that, I'm not stupid or anything. But there was this one bird: big, grey and so fat it was flying super slow and I really thought I could get it. So I leaped... and fell of the terrace: a story down. I was pretty scared and my super handsome face is ruined for ever!! Well at least for a year. Okay a week maybe.
~ Nox